Brewster the Brew Cat
Our Cute but Deadly Beer Purrtector.
Name: Brewster the Brew Cat.
Hobbies: Six Foot Twenty, F'ing KILLING FOR FUN, sitting way up high, modeling.
Skills: KILLING FOR FUN & Looking extremely cute, meowing at the brewers.
Favorite Color: Mouse Blood Red or Laser Pointer Red.
Best Feature: Claws. Sharp sharp claws.
Words to Live By: "Pet me/DON'T PET ME."